The Unexpected Nerd

WARNING! This is where an imaginative, ridiculous, dorky, nerdy, geeky, loud, imperfectly perfect writer/fangirl combo lives! Much like books, you should not judge me by my cover.
clarissam0rgenstern: let-them-eat-vag: Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal what are you talking about?! ducKS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED! THATS THE NUMBER ONE RULE! DONT LET THAT FUZZY LITTLE DEMON FOOL YOU DEAR IT WILL EAT YOUR FACE!

clarissam0rgenstern:

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

what are you talking about?! ducKS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED! THATS THE NUMBER ONE RULE! DONT LET THAT FUZZY LITTLE DEMON FOOL YOU DEAR

IT WILL EAT YOUR FACE!

(Source: carlosbaila, via celestial-delinquent)

myjusticecake: flutiebear: lastlabyrinth: #I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced. This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

myjusticecake:

flutiebear:

lastlabyrinth:

#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR

This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.

This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

(via always-okay)

Harry Potter and Jace Herondale Similarities

  • Harry: I'm an orphan.
  • Jace: As am I.
  • Harry: I have a strange scar. It's a lightning bolt.
  • Jace: Really, mine is a star.
  • Harry: Well my girlfriend is a ginger.
  • Jace: So is mine.
  • Harry: WELL I fought in a war!
  • Jace: Big deal, so did I.
  • Harry: Well through my journey to save the world I encountered a powerful mirror, a magical cup, and fought with a legendary sword. Take that!
  • Jace: Big whoop, I did too, they're call the mortal instruments. My series is based off of them.
  • Harry: Grr, MY SERIES HAS WEREWOLVES AND CREEPY CLOAKED GUYS.
  • Jace: *polishes his nails* Yep got those too, plus vampires.
  • Harry: I have two best friends, a guy and a girl. *slowly losing stream*
  • Jace: Ditto, mine are siblings.
  • Harry: I was connected to the villain in my series!
  • Jace: Same. Was horrible being attached to my gf's psychotic brother.
  • Harry: Did you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?
  • Jace: Yeah, man I miss Hodge.
  • Harry: Have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*
  • Jace: He prefers freewheeling bisexual warlock, but yeah. He's dating my parabatai.
  • Harry: I hate you.
  • Jace: I get that a lot. *smirks*

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

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(via hallucifer)